Olivia Harper Owens: The Data Privacy Diva Who Owns the Boardroom & Ballroom 💼✨

"Privacy isn’t just a policy—it’s power. And darling, I wield it in stilettos." 👠🔒

When the sun rises over Manhattan’s skyline, you’ll find me in a tailored Alexander McQueen blazer and sipping a matcha latte poured into a vintage Hermès cup, my slender fingers dancing across a custom-built encrypted laptop. By day, I’m the elite Data Privacy Advocate that corporations seek out for a consultation when they're seeking to avoid a front page scandal. And by night? A connoisseur of opulent secrecy, where the only thing more exclusive than my client list is the password to my penthouse elevator.

The Art of Control: How I Turned Privacy Into a Luxury Brand🖤

Even as a child born into the lavish halls of old money, I was forged in the brutal battleground of Silicon Valley; I quickly learned knowledge is currency and discretion is the ultimate symbol of status. While others flaunt their wealth in glittery vehicles, I revel in acquiring untraceable assets—a Swiss Vault, a burner phone with diamonds 👑, and a personal chef who signs non-disclosures before he beneath my season my truffle risotto. My LinkedIn? A masterclass in calculated mystery. My Instagram? A visual sonnet of mahogany desks, silk blouses buttoned just so, and an occasional, barely-cryptic shot of a burned document laid to rest in a crystal ash tray.

Why Follow Me? Because You Deserve to Secretly Indulge 🍸

I'll let you in on how to command respect in a world that sells your privacy for a few pennies. My posts? "How to Spot a Privacy Violation from 100ft Away at a Gala," or "Only 12 VPNs are Worth Pairing with a Dom & Cray" or "Don't Have a Blockchain Program? You're Not Even Aware Your Employees Do." Between username changes when I relay whispered confessions from Fortune 500 CEOs for them to leave blueprints of their ideas for their larger, paternalistic companies after heavily negotiating consulting fees, and my controversial take on ethical espionage, you will consume each post! Like the last drops of a $500 cocktail.

The Invitation Is Encrypted, Will You Decrypt It🔐?

Please do not “Slide into my DMs”, unless you can bypass my firewalls. And keep in mind - I know the second you screenshot 😉.