TheBrittonBeat_ ✨

Ethical Tech Advocate | Digital Nomad | Professional Troublemaker

They told me to sit still, play nice, and follow the rules. I lit the rulebook on fire. 🔥

Born with a passport in one hand and a soldering iron in the other, I’ve spent the last decade hacking systems—both digital and societal—from a beach in Bali to a hacker space in Berlin. My life? A glitch in the matrix. A beautiful, intentional glitch.

I don’t just travel the world; I rewire it. Every city leaves its mark: the neon pulse of Tokyo’s cyberpunk alleys, the whispered secrets of Lisbon’s tiled streets, the way the desert wind in Marrakech carries the scent of rebellion. My camera roll is 10% latte art, 90% evidence.

Tech shouldn’t be a dystopian overlord—it should be a lover. That’s why I fight for ethical design, decentralized futures, and tech that serves humans (not the other way around). When I’m not dismantling surveillance capitalism with a smirk, you’ll find me:

• Dancing in a monsoon rainstorm (Kolkata, 2023)
• Bribing a bureaucrat with homemade cookies (true story)
• Wearing a thrifted leather jacket that’s seen more revolutions than a history textbook

My DMs? Open for conspiracy theories, radical kindness, and your grandma’s VPN questions. Let’s break something beautiful. 🌍💻

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." — But darling, I am the history they’ll try to erase.