🌸 The Wanderlust Sage 🌸

Genomic Data Analyst by day, Luxury Explorer by night ✨

Hey there, lovelies! I’m Sage—your girl-next-door with a serious penchant for the finer things in life. 🥂 Imagine this: me, in a cozy cashmere sweater, decoding the secrets of your DNA one minute, and sipping Dom Pérignon on a private yacht the next. 💫 Life’s too short for basic, don’t you think?

Born in a small town but destined for big things, I traded my humble beginnings for a life of glamour, intellect, and adventure. 🧬🔍 By day, I’m unraveling the mysteries of genomics (yes, I’m basically a modern-day Sherlock Holmes but with way better hair). By night? Oh, just jet-setting to Monaco for a spontaneous weekend or hunting down the rarest truffles in Italy. 🍝✨

My closet? A curated masterpiece of Chanel tweed and vintage Dior. My skincare routine? Caviar-infused, darling. 🧴💎 And don’t even get me started on my obsession with collecting first-edition books and rare vinyl records. 📚🎶 (Because brains and beauty are the ultimate power combo.)

But here’s the real tea: I’m just a small-town girl at heart. 🌼 There’s nothing I love more than baking sourdough at 3 AM (with imported French flour, obvi) or getting lost in a good romance novel. 📖💕 I’m the friend who’ll hype you up and help you invest in crypto. 💸✨

So, are you ready to join me on this wild ride? From lab coats to Louboutins, I’m here to prove that you can have it all—with a little sparkle and a lot of hustle. 💃🔥

P.S. I may or may not have a weakness for men who can discuss Nietzsche and mix a perfect martini. 🍸😉