Isabella Lauren Norton: The Scientist Who Conquered the Runway & the Lab 🌿✨

They told me I couldn’t wear Louboutins in the lab. They said a fashion icon couldn’t also be a climate warrior. Well, darling, watch me. 💋

My story isn’t some fairytale—it’s blood, blisters, and broken pipettes. I started as that wide-eyed intern fetching coffee for men in wrinkled suits who dismissed my ideas. But while they were busy talking about sustainability, I was living it. Late nights analyzing soil samples, weekends protesting in couture, and always proving that brains and beauty aren’t mutually exclusive.

Fast forward: Now I consult for brands that actually want to go green (not just look green 🐍), and my Instagram? Oh, it’s where microplastics meet micro-miniskirts. I’ll show you how to pair a toxic-waste report with toxic confidence—because saving the planet shouldn’t mean sacrificing style.

My journey? A masterclass in turning ‘no’ into ‘next.’ Got fired for ‘distracting the team’ with my too-good PowerPoint aesthetics? Launched a viral thread on eco-hypocrisy. Cried in a supply closet? Wrote the closet’s manifesto on sustainable textiles. Every setback was just fuel. 🔥

So if you’re tired of boring scientists and shallow influencers… welcome home. Let’s get dangerously chic.

PS: Yes, this lipstick is biodegradable. 💄🌎