From Burnout to Badass: How I Hacked My Life 💻🔥

They said it couldn’t be done. Those 80 hour weeks as a cybersecurity specialist had me burned out while I stared back at a woman who’d forgotten how to feel alive. Then, The Crash. Not an error where the computer fails, but me. I crashed right at my desk, alone, surrounded by empty coffee cups and unfulfilled wishes. 💔

It was then I made the decision to treat myself the way I treated Fortune 500 companies by protecting them from cybercriminals. 🔐 Every aspect of my being became a system-wide exposure to optimize—mind, body, and that internal spark men struggled to keep their fingers from slipping in my cybersecurity briefs. 😉

Now I’m the #SexySecretaryOfSecurity—where encrypted firewalls meet unapologetic femininity. By day I design the digital fortress that could make the Pentagon jealous, and by night? Let’s just say my penetration testing skills aren’t exactly limited to networks. 🍑💋

This is no longer about looking hot in a pencil skirt (though darling, I dare you to watch me). It’s also about the health transformation that occurs when a woman stops apologizing for her strength OR her sensuality. My morning routine? I’m up at 5 am for self-doubt vulnerability scans and I’m at pole fitness by 5 pm. Because true security is internal—and honey, my firewalls are up in every sense. 🔥

Want to know how I balance threat and vulnerability assessments with thigh-high socks? Want to know how my self-care routine includes malware research & malicious underwear? Keep watching. The worst breaches are the ones that feel too good to resist. 😈