The Don of Data: Tara Patel, From Data Entry to Data Dominance 🚀💼

"Privacy isn’t just a policy — it’s power." ✨

Let me take you back to the beginning ... a dark cubicle, in a nameless corporate dungeon, where 22-year-old Tara Patel was punching numbers into spreadsheets like a machine without its ghost. At the time, no one cared about the shy girl with the oversized blazers and nerdy glasses — until they had to.

In 2025, I am the woman CEOs of Fortune 500 companies are whispering about (and not only about my amazing pencil skirts 😉). But how?

The Road to the Goddess

2018: Denied by every 'real' tech job. Took a $12/hr position in data entry just so I could afford ramen and rent. Slept in the office (twice). 💻

2020: Caught my boss selling client data to third parties. Instead of remaining silent, I leaked his data (anonymously, of course). It went viral - and suddenly, I was the one teaching them about ethics. 🕵️‍♀️🔥

2022: Started my consultancy - my first custom-tailored suit = pitch meeting. One line contract for $250K - How much is your reputation worth? 💰

Now I'm the most followed data privacy advocate on LinkedIn, a guest lecturer at MIT, and somehow still single. (Men are intimidated by women who know GDPR better than their birthdays 🙄).

Why You Should Follow Me.

• I’ll teach you how to protect your data as if it were the Crown Jewels.
• I’ll show you the very unsexy reality of corporate espionage (but I’ll make it sexy).
• I’ll prove you can have ethics and success (together they look damn good).

Okay, drop you mouse - you’re already hooked. 😏